A mixed martial arts Utopia

Imagine if all the bouts in a card were all stand-up wars. Imagine if in almost every card you expect (and get) at least one head kick knockout and probably leg kick knockouts too.
Imagine all the spinning back fists and spinning back kicks, knees, technical striking and/or brawls, imagine people getting knocked out with Axe kicks.
No boring wrestlers or Jiu-Jitsu guys touching each other in inappropriate places and rolling with each other on the floor half naked. No more Lay and Pray.
Imagine if every fighter was like Mirko Cro Cop, if every one fighting Kimbo Slice will stand with him and won't try to take him down. If the referee will separate fighters every time they clinch.

Dana White will get to say his favourite line "I don't expect this thing to go to the ground, I think it's gonna be a stand-up war" about the whole card not just a fight or two. Perfect, right?
If you really like that, then you should watch KICKBOXING.
Me, I don't love watching the wrestling and Jiu-Jitsu in MMA any less than all of the above. Randy Couture fights don't bore me (including the fights with Ortiz, Sylvia and Vera).
I actually find Diego Sanchez vs Karo Parisyan or Nick Diaz, Demian Maia fights and the submissions Frank Mir pulls out of his ass more exciting. What about you?